according to greek mythology, humans were originally created with four legs, four arms and a head with two faces. fearing their power, zeus split them apart, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other half.
- plato’s, the symposium
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switching between my facebook tab and my tumblr tab makes me feel like hannah montana
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Olivia Hussey and Leonard Whiting - The original Romeo and Juliet
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
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don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me
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there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else’s says ‘here’
omg that’s me tho
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